Nothing says serious business like a slow pan through a minutely detailed diorama set to moody music.
A little projectile vomiting? A hot dog on a stick, shoved through a guy? A fireball about to enter an orifice? How can that hurt?
Thanks for the Bulletstorm-laughs People Can Fly and Epic, now deliver a fantastic shooter or people will be coming for you.
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